Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Sageing

More on Cleansing Amulets A couple of people have commented that they prefer to use the smoke of sage to cleanse amulets: to smudge them instead of administering a thermal shock. In our experience (though it's admittedly finite), if the article is not of animal origin, then saging has little or no effect on the vibes of psychic energy imbedded in it. It is obvious that you can't put a person into an oven and then freeze them to cleanse them, and in the case of individuals saging seems to work--though we are not sure that this is what really happens. Whether the worker is looking visually, sensing through psychic impressions, hearing the aura, or whatever is the method du jour, "reading" the auras of human subjects (a) before and (b) after saging, scant difference if any is perceptible. We two have come to think that perhaps people who are exposed to a saged individual or object expect a change and then duly perceive it. Some Wiccans follow the old practice of bathing in salt water before they attend a ritual. There does seem to be a perceptible difference in the aura of people who have had such baths. Experimentally we have seen that if you start with a very hot bath to which lavender essence has been added, and if you finish by salting the water, you will effect a change in your aura. Inerestingly, Gavin's grandfather used to add a quarter-cup of hydrochloric acid to the final rinse of his bath. There is a good medical reason for such a practice: Soap is alkaline--whereas the body likes to keep the skin acidic. Thus the small amount of acid added to the rinsewater is very helpful in reducing the body's alkalinity. You can try this little experiment in the interest of research: 1. Get some small pebbles. When you are very angry (perhaps having just read about Congress' output of the day) put that anger-energy into three or four of them. Then ask someone to psychometrize the whole collection, one at a time. A sensitive will easily identify the pebbles that have been exposed to anger. 2. Next sage all the pebbles and take them back to the psychic for identification. In every case we have tried, the psychic still identified the "angry" pebbles. Alternatively, you can try washing the pebbles in salt water. Again, in our experiments the angry pebbles could still be identified. Clearly this area needs some investigation. If you have a group, why don't you try various methods of psychic cleansing and publish the results? The world could use some non-gasping, objective work such as this would be: free of blue balls of fire and free of heavy hoodoos. Keep your head in gear. Blessed be. Gavin and Yvonne

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thirdeyespinning said...

Then I can hire a sexatary to help me instead of them whispering sweet nothings in my ear and running away.

thirdeyespinning said...

I can see Paige Mclaurin spacing out as usual on her computer believing everything she sees is real when a good portion atleast half is fake

thirdeyespinning said...

Paige my ole lefty creative butt buddy for life spilling her car keys hair spray makeup trying to get out the door.

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Ripping a hole in her dress as it gets snagged on the door knob. Setting on her swim googles and crushing them as she sits down to Google her Facebook fiends

thirdeyespinning said...

Her pretty brown eyes spinning around in her head as she calls Hollis who wont return her calls. BOO HOOing her eyes out cause she cant sell the mansion on the hill

thirdeyespinning said...

Calling Caroline Coffee her ole cheer partner(winks) a shoulder to cry on.

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Speed dialing the FBI cause she thinks Scott might really have 500 pounds of Highly Enriched Uranium.

thirdeyespinning said...

Running down the street with a big GONG! around her neck saying "Go away leave me alone dam spooks" Banging and a clanging

thirdeyespinning said...

Greetings all planets of The Solar Federation We have assumed control.

thirdeyespinning said...

Just had some of my giggling and underage fan club run in and out of the Starnuts on Oleander and Independence. Maybe Dr. Bob Mclaurin can check IDs later on tonight and if they show a fake one he can scream "THE SHERIFFS ON THE WAY. GET AWAY FROM THE TICKLE BANDIT!!!!"

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob can watch the door with a nine iron in one hand,his PARTICLE ACCELERATOR in the other. And his dick in the other. Wait thats three hands does Dr. Robert Mclaurin Jr have three hands? Maybe but William Scott Hubbs has the Donald Trump Card.

thirdeyespinning said...

TOUCHE FOILED AGAIN!! said Andy Dembicks

thirdeyespinning said...

Well as The Duke said in the movie "The Cowboys" to the bad guy Bruce Dern "I can beat you on my worst day,one arm tied behind my back,one nutt blown off, and a hangover from hell!!"

thirdeyespinning said...

I can hear Paige Mclaurin squeeling with Glee all they way from Raleigh NC 66OO Greywalls Ct.She just wet her pants again? Paige its a little early for Depends diapers but oh well.

thirdeyespinning said...

Then Dr. Bob Mclaurin jumps into his Mercedes Benz Diesel Dyke to rush to Wilmywood and cap Lt. Hubbs. But first he wastes another hard earned 500 dollars to pay the bomb squad to search for C4 under his buggy.

thirdeyespinning said...

Sure I know Im wasting my time but Im having fun aslong as I know my dear Paige Mclaurin is still laughing.

thirdeyespinning said...

Sami Newkirk just gave her Da Da William Craig Newkirk a stroke by annoucing she is late on her period and is pregnant by someone on the opposing hockey team

thirdeyespinning said...

Craig rushes himself to the emergency room in his own ambulamp,quickly recovers and get the UNCW HOCKEY team musterd up for a full scale assault.

thirdeyespinning said...

True Story. I dont ver read Gavin and Yvonnes post anymore everybody else in The Known and Unknown Universe should by I already know everthing...hmm hold up a sec..a statement come to mind my dear friend Stephen Jew Bruce Carlson said awhile back "Hubbs just because you know everything doesnt mean were all stupid" Well Stephen you have a point there grow some hair and cover it up. BALDY!!

thirdeyespinning said...

Oh hells bells here comes Craig Newkirks UNCW Hockey team trolling through The Starbucks parking lot playing my favorite Shaggin Smashin song "A Warriors Call" by Volbeat Let me shut down and get out of here before I get a can o whoopass busted over my head.

thirdeyespinning said...

True Story. Im going to by a bottle of red wine if Im still not tresspassed off Hanover Center for chasing shoplifters through the parking lot as a self appointed Wilmington NC Gaurdian Angel

thirdeyespinning said...

True Story. There is a group of cool cats playing Munchkins a version of Dungeon and Dragons. This one dude ex. navy guy has a Athame as long as my schwannz well maybe not that long but atleast 12 inches and as they said in "Crocodile Dundee" now thats a knife!!

thirdeyespinning said...

When the proceeds from the movie are distributed. I am going to get the Society For Creative Anacronism back together better known as the mid evil reinactment club. Also know as Larpers Live Action Role Players

thirdeyespinning said...

Im back at the Starbucks by the way.

thirdeyespinning said...

A lil bird told me a shouting match might be going on with Dr. Bob falsly accusing Paige of taping thier kinky well one of them. Sex act.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well Paige you should tell Dr. Bob "Before you accuse me take a look at yourself" like the Eric Clapton song.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well of course Paige as always if you ever need me. Myself or someone like me can be there at the speed of light.

thirdeyespinning said...

IMLAOIMLAO...DAM SKIPPY!!!!

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob is blowing some more money? at the Spy Store buying electronic sweep devices TOO LATE. Your a day late and a dollar short...nah thats just your penis.

thirdeyespinning said...

I can hear my fans around the world klinking their mugs together. Cheers mates!!On your shelf now Dr. Bob? Mike Mclaurin is blowing chunks laughing.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well sortve reminds me of a good series of books I read "Rogue Warrior" about Ex. Navy Seal Dick Marcinko some say he was never in the Navy. Well of course for instance as a example go to CIA.GOV it states if you ever want to be in the CIA you cant ever tell anyone you applied.

thirdeyespinning said...

Once again this is what a true friend is like YOU ONLY MEET A ONCE IN A LIFETIME FRIEND....ONCE IN A LIFETIME. Paige Dembicks Mclaurin. Till the end of time.

thirdeyespinning said...

"Outbreak" a good flick with Dustin Hoffman book by Michael Crichton what my girlfriends on the planes call a good airport read.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well Ima take a break if thats possible and go to youtube and listen to..oh yeah have you ever listened closely to the end of Rush Song "Countdown" it says "We Enjoyed The Music Bob Thank Ya We Enjoyed It Just Wanted To Share Something With Ya"

thirdeyespinning said...

Well I have to say cause I cant help myself at this time the best you could do Dr. Robert Mclaurin Jr. June Bug is invite me for a game of golf.

thirdeyespinning said...

Dam there goes Da Hub again churning up da Basterd Adolf

thirdeyespinning said...

Its a good thing Im a nice guy by nature or a splitting migrain would turn into a anyerism . I mean well you know the Malady That Killed Bruce Lee.

thirdeyespinning said...

Hey dipshits and you know who you are. I read about psyionics,radionics, and psy ops when I was about 13 or so and made my own Blackboxes. And I am still getting jerkoffs riding by beeping their horn but with no job offer. Dr. Bob I appologize but Im in a bad mood. The best thing you could do is stop dragging your soon? to be club feet and file for a more than amicable divorce.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well heres another book you can shove up your ass "The History Of The Occult In The Milatary Complex" Where operatives could kill with thier thoughts.

thirdeyespinning said...

Oh well Slob Bob Mclaurin I guess you fucked with the wrong one. Such is life. Hit the escape button while there is still time on the clock.

thirdeyespinning said...

OK well gotta go for now. And if I have to say the obvious out loud. You lost. This game over.

thirdeyespinning said...

IMLAO AND I LOVE IT

thirdeyespinning said...

Your alright Dr. Bob just winding you up mate!!

thirdeyespinning said...

All my fans are doing sommersalts forwards and backwards across the floor. Including myself and all the lawenforcement watching me in B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L.L Wilmington NC 28403

thirdeyespinning said...

Yes said Michelle Obama we can sleep well tonight knowing the creepy american lovin jackass is around.

thirdeyespinning said...

Gooden Tag which is German I believe3 for good morning. Personally Id rather say Cooter Tag but Paige Mclaurin is still? under lock and key at 6600 Greywalls Ct. Raleigh North Craka Lackey. Get it Paige taging your cooter in the morning you horny ole Russian sex freak.Here comes some more ex.? military hovering around. Well I guess your enjoying the overtime.

thirdeyespinning said...

I was thinking or borrowing my mothers Kia Amante which looks like a Bently and a Mercedes had a Japanese baby. I was thinking of taking a friends assault rifle and taking Michael Jordons I40 Raleigh. Tell me mother I love her but this is something I must do because some fuckin shitheads in my own hometown cant take a hint. I will possibly have a entourage like OJ Simpson had following me of several State Troopers. Crash the gate at the Mclaurins exclusive gated community and then well use your imagination.

thirdeyespinning said...

There goes the closet queen Bob Mclaurin polishing his double barrel shotgun peashooter again. No that was just him jacking off at the FranklinCancerCenter after another botched procedure.

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Boob now really. Did you actually have some hillbilly call my mothers phone and tell me I was threatening you. This hillbilly detective. I do not make threats.I just do. As Bruce Lee said in The Tao Of Jeet Kune DO

thirdeyespinning said...

Checkmate!!Lost Again.ALLTOOEASYALLTOOEASYALLTOOEASYALLTOOEASY

thirdeyespinning said...

I have to go now. And The Mclaurins can go anywhere they want on the planet just like me.

thirdeyespinning said...

Heres a message for Paige Mclaurin in Cyrillic Russian Goobly Gook.Пейдж Mlaurin ты дрочил Тайлер еще раз, прежде чем он женился I means in Ehglish Paige did you jerk off Tyler one more time before he got married.

thirdeyespinning said...

Hey Paige big Mac Daddy From Cinncinati Mclaurin lets jion the Polar Bear club in Willywood Nc. There will be shrinkage. Not of my big gun nose rider but Ill blow you cute lil sky slope nose for you

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob just blew another wad at a Chinese Massage Parlor.

thirdeyespinning said...

But a ninja cut off his left nut for not paying enough

thirdeyespinning said...

Then the great wall of chinese spittoons dumped tobacco juice on his head.Then one of Mike Mclaurins teeth fell out from Obamas Crappy Obama healthcare plan.

thirdeyespinning said...

Then Paige Mclaurin reached menopause and decided to Open Satans School For Girls Gentlemans Club with Scott Be right back with the Cyrillic translation for that clubs name. Love your butt buddy Scott

thirdeyespinning said...

Its so romantical that one testicle

thirdeyespinning said...

Paige went to the fair and Scott spent 1000 to win her a Tickle Me Elmo Doll. Matruska.Petruska

thirdeyespinning said...

Andy Dembicks jumps in his T Bird to go to Wilmy and stick his epee in Scotts eye. I mean his EGO

thirdeyespinning said...

Let me tell you one god dam thing Gavin Frost when I was staring you down back in 89 I heard you say telepathically EAT YOUR EYE. That is why I stuck you in the back. You welsh rare rabbit

thirdeyespinning said...

Well I was going to cuss out Yvonne Stone Mason Frost but shes my favorite.

thirdeyespinning said...

Scott just bought NUBILES.NET from the Russians because he was bored.

thirdeyespinning said...

He lets Paige interview? the clients. Of Course. But Paige rides her Sybian as she does this so she can think straight.

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob is under investigation for receiving underage chinese pornography.

thirdeyespinning said...

Andy Dembicks almost strokes out with laughter. His coke bottle glasses falling off his head as he appreciates The Pussy Riot girls in Moscow.

thirdeyespinning said...

His wife Shelly Castleberry slips and falls on some chicken grease near Andys hotplate and squshes her poodle.

thirdeyespinning said...

Scott sticks chop sticks up his nose to show Lance Mclaurin his walrus impression. And Dr. Bob picks his nose with a golf club

thirdeyespinning said...

Hippie Hollis bounces on her Grans knee again for a new car after she wrecks the Maverick like Paige did and Scotts Grandmother used to have. Burkes got laid that night once her showed Paige his boner. Then Paige said one word. K! OK DOKEY TIME TO FUCK

thirdeyespinning said...

Alecia Satterwhite said Paiges dad owned the plastic factory that made you prostetic left nut so you should be KISSING HER ASS!!Well if I ever see her again I will

thirdeyespinning said...

I think I am perhaps crazy from silicone leakage. I read on the internet that could happen so it must be true....Right?

thirdeyespinning said...

Well nice front tooth Satterbitch did you get that for XMAS

thirdeyespinning said...

Are you licking Kelly Kirbys fish over in Hawaii Now.

thirdeyespinning said...

I think manana I will go to Wallyworld Walmart and either be a door greeter nah boring. Just chase shop lifters through the parking lot and slam them into a car making a huge dent

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob just sent me a text saying he was going to be a Salvation Army Bell ringer for xmas to stop the clanging going on in his noggin.

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob said please leave me alone I know in my next life Im going to be a obese nigga broad mare in the ghetto. Like Oprah?

thirdeyespinning said...

Hollis Anderson is having multiple non stop orgasms as she rides at the fair with her lil remote control buzzer in her thong.

thirdeyespinning said...

Her dad blows another college buddy for Auld Ang Zine or whatever that New Years song is. Craig Newkirk gets drunk and goes surfing at Rocky Point HI as I wave at him. DA BIG KAHUNA!!

thirdeyespinning said...

Sami Newkirk sails off on The Good Ship Lollypop with her girlfriends but the mast knocks her overboard and the girls drown trying to save her.

thirdeyespinning said...

Craig Newkirk flies back in from Australia and gets off his high horse and answers Scotts calls becuae in the real world Scott needws money. Hayseed Newkirkum

thirdeyespinning said...

So when I call you tommorow shitheel Craig make god dam sure you answer the phone. Nuff Said or do you want your eardrums busted.

thirdeyespinning said...

Hes a Newkirk funny he says "How do you separate the men from the boys at the YMCA.....With a crowbar" Nice one Newkirk but answer the phone tommorow K

thirdeyespinning said...

Haywood Newkirk Senior and Junior are rolling laughing ther heads off as Scott spreads chowder all over the world in the form of his DNA.

thirdeyespinning said...

Taylor Newkirk smacks her father in the head with a baseball bat. Cause shes a fiery lil redhead Lanelle Clontz makes another mil in Wheel Estate

thirdeyespinning said...

Hollis Anderson throws her stinky thongs all over Campus for a dollar a peice making millions in her spare time.

thirdeyespinning said...

Sami Newkirk wins a goog medal for Curling in The Olympics. Curling her pubic hairs that is. I can already feel Craig getting fired up from here. I am slightly worried

thirdeyespinning said...

That is probably enough about Sami but answer your phone Craig you DICK!!

thirdeyespinning said...

If Sami Newkirk ever has a child Im not going to be anywhere near the hospital. If it comes out looking like me I know Craig will cut me head off with his Samuarai sword.

thirdeyespinning said...

Hey Craig what do you think of that idead of whooping Brad Pitt. I like it. True Story. My EX. Sheila Provost Malpass looks alot like Jennifer Aniston.

thirdeyespinning said...

Sheila Thanks again for putting up with my issues I know it wasnt easy. Say hello to your dad for me your huband and your beautifull son.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well one day some psychoanalysist will come up with a one ball syndrome. Its a big group of nuts for sure

thirdeyespinning said...

Sheila got a psychology degree from UNCW.

thirdeyespinning said...

I feel sortve like William James and Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud all rolled into one. Wait did that rhyme?

thirdeyespinning said...

Well Katy Holmes I think did a fine job in playing the presidents daughter in that chick flick. My favorite movie is "Top Gun" with the great Tom Cruise

thirdeyespinning said...

In going to you tube and watch some be right back. Oh yeah "Dawsons Creek" way before its time. Those high school kids talking so fast and babbling much smarter than the kids I went to high school with at "New Hangover"

thirdeyespinning said...

John Travolta was so hilarious and got all the woman and like you in "Welcome Back Kotter" Im so confused.

thirdeyespinning said...

Horshak, Tall basketball dude, and I heard from Michael Kingoff my Russian Jewish friend,that Gabe Kaplan is a professional poke player now.

thirdeyespinning said...

Yes and visit Andrew Kingoff he is a specialist in Chinese Acupunture. Make sure you say Hello to Mrs. Kingoff at Hanover Center. Be nice and dont even think about stealing a thing from that store or well. You know.

thirdeyespinning said...

Good Luck making it through the parking lot or court even. Dont care how big you are or who you know

thirdeyespinning said...

Im going to Screen Gems tommorow and like in the movie "300" kick down the gate and say "This is Wilmywood" so get the fuck out of here YANKMEES

thirdeyespinning said...

Well Paige Mclaurin do you have camp rash again or a yeast infection

thirdeyespinning said...

Well lets brew some beer with that infection and drink some rocket fuel FOOL!

thirdeyespinning said...

Well Ima bust another nutt on a Greyhound bus and go to Raleigh again

thirdeyespinning said...

Silly ole Hollis

thirdeyespinning said...

Sanderson

thirdeyespinning said...

Your still a sassy mouth brat just like Paige Mclaurin and her drunk husband

thirdeyespinning said...

The Cheetah

thirdeyespinning said...

Andy Dembicks you da man

thirdeyespinning said...

With the plan to take over the world. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Manufactoring horny ole fart

thirdeyespinning said...

Gail Stromko was just seen at Graceland dancing with The King. Elvis The Pelvis. Awe said Paige "Scott and I are like Faith Hill and Tim Mcgraw"

thirdeyespinning said...

I am going to look at excerpts from my favorite Christian film "Fireproof" The look at the Christian Bale meltdown on the set of Batman. Youtube.I like that film he did when he was a mechanic and lost all that weight method acting at its finest.

thirdeyespinning said...

Paige Mclaurin is turning into a typical paranoid Russian up in Raleigh but I still love her

thirdeyespinning said...

Well lets just call the band "The Sputtering Sputniks" if thats what you want to call them Paige.

thirdeyespinning said...

My choice is "The Sweaty Sweety Spooners"

thirdeyespinning said...

Chris Mclaurin is rolling down the halls of his school right now in his leathers like Jim Morrison

thirdeyespinning said...

And baby Lance just spit up on Dr. Bobs bib. His sputum that is

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob went to his car for the fifyith time today to check for a bum. And I was underneath getting drunk. I said "Im a bum what do you expect"CODPIECE!!

thirdeyespinning said...

BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNGG!Herman Gohring!

thirdeyespinning said...

Well I just go have sex with Ava Braun or Blondie whichever is in heat.

thirdeyespinning said...

I know Paige Mclaurin is thats for sure.

thirdeyespinning said...

See ya later Katy(winks)Now get off me Holmes I have a movie to write.Tomkat!!

thirdeyespinning said...

Fuck here come The Scientologists again. Later!!Jett Propulsion Laboratories

thirdeyespinning said...

Kelly Preston is impressed I hope there went John Travolta flying overhead scouting for locations.

thirdeyespinning said...

Isaac Hayes said "Let me make some fudge balls in my kichen" You fudgepacker Jeffrey Dahmer. The Hurtlocker

thirdeyespinning said...

Seriously getting a lil chilly here in Soviet Gulog going to go home and watch TCM.Turner Classic Movies. See Ya

thirdeyespinning said...

Well back at Starnuts sorrounded by dun schpinter muscles with huge hemmhoroids.Im bored lets cause a Earth Rods in 6600 Greywalled in Court.

thirdeyespinning said...

723 MILES PER HOUR SPEED OF SOUND APPROX. GOOD ENOUGH WERK FOR THIS GOV. WORK Paige Mclaurin pulls her thumb out of her ass and realizes her feces stink.She jumps up and rushes to the car dealership and buys a MCLARIN.Wrecks it in the ditch witch and does some land scraping around her popsicle stand home with her numnut husband BOOB.

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob gets horny again thanks to Viagra sticks his tallywacker in the front doors keyhole. Breaks it off. Gives it to Hollis as a souvenir.

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Andy Dembicks does a sneak attack on Dr. Bob shoves his Oles Cutlass Crimson Tide. Epee into Bobs Black Heart and Paige jumps on her Harley with Cher and Joan Jett.Forgets Lances baby chair and squshes Bob racing around the cul de sac. To retieve it. Paige goes back to Charlotte and decapitates a Black Panther. Andy Dembicks regrets ever letting Paige be a beer cheer leader and gets blow away for defecting by Vladimir Putin

thirdeyespinning said...

Paige rides a horse all the way to Willywood being Catherine The Great and her hubby Peter The Great plays wargames with the Jarheads

thirdeyespinning said...

Paige pisses her thong panties again and Mike Mclaurin collects that one too to add to his 1001 collection

thirdeyespinning said...

Paige gives up being a Vegan and googles down a turkey leg becuase it reminds her of Holliss be ass thighs since she developed a eating disorder

thirdeyespinning said...

Paige Mclaurin and family are put on the no fly list. FBIs most haunted list and are currently underinvestigation for money laundering for the Russian Bratva.

thirdeyespinning said...

Just drop dead Robert Mclaurin Jr. sooner than later PLEASE!

thirdeyespinning said...

oR YOU COULD GO YOURSELF AND BLOW THE MAYOR OF RALEIGH BECUASE YOUR SIS IS BLOWING ME NOW AND SHES BUSY

thirdeyespinning said...

There went Hippie Hollis threw a panty at me got stuck around my neck at a member of the Bratva is strangling me with it as we speak.

thirdeyespinning said...

Hollis is superglued to a Toadstool over in China. And Dr. Bob enters a gay bar and asks as her approches the bar "Can I push up your stool, Im in the closet and Ill give you 500 dollars for a night of pleasure"

thirdeyespinning said...

Dr. Bob is rolling around the floor of his basement as he finally gets it that Im a friend just one with a dirty mouth like his trophey wife Paige Mclaurin.

thirdeyespinning said...

Prince William has spoken oh yeah heres a funny from his frenemie Stephen Jew Bruce Carlson "Hubbs you know where your going to go when you get older....a old spokes home"

thirdeyespinning said...

Well now thats better there is a couple of spinners to my port side left side for landlubbers Oops 15 will get you twenty. Dont go there Hubbs. You have to go to Spain if you want a 15 year old. Well tighter than Paige Mclaurin but Ill take her with me anywho.

thirdeyespinning said...

Just now was playing my mouth harp for some youg Vietnemese kids. When I left Nyc my ex. Soviet Lana Svetlana gave me one I said are you trying to tell me something. That I talk to much or I should get better at Cunninglingus. "BOTH!!"She responded.

thirdeyespinning said...

Jo Frost just said to leave The Mclaurins alone.They have ajob to do so do yours. Your the same know it all dickhead you were when you visited us back in 89. Then you were nice but then called us on the phone and cussed us out.

thirdeyespinning said...

I did not Jo when I called you said you were studying The Inching and I said scratching. You giggled becuase you were frigging off.

thirdeyespinning said...

ICHING Chinese sqeegee

thirdeyespinning said...

Yvonne why dont you play Mah Jong with Gavin you old Chrone

thirdeyespinning said...

When I get there Im going to stick a TUBA up your posterior. Lars Swanson then your brother Daegan will slew me with his Athame like he is a "Dragonslayer"Issac Bonewits is over my shoulder threatening to revoke my witch card

thirdeyespinning said...

Then Winfrey Todd retires from Julliard and Bridgett Ards Loughlin in Austin TX GIVES ME ANOTHER RIMJOB. Thanks Brigett methhead that you are,well used to be.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well here comes Sir Elton John that fruitcake from across the pond. Playing "Candle farting in the wind again"

thirdeyespinning said...

I want to take off my stinking Air Jordans so Micheal Air Jordan will quit hiding in Hyde Park Chicago but his dad Luther Jordan wont let me. Dean Smith said "You know why they call us Tarheels because da feet stick better in a fight"WORD!!TURD!YEAH I MEAN YOU MICHEAL JORDAN Just because you have friends in The Gangsta Disciples you still have to pay your gambling debts. BLING BLING

thirdeyespinning said...

Well Scootys bored let me read some of Gavins nonsense posts. Gerald Gardener. Screw you Gavin Im going back to St. Petersburg and join the Scientologist get my gist? George Gist first Native American to understand the English Lang.Jessica Lang.One of my movies growing up was "Lets scare Jessica To Death" and Paige Mclaurin

thirdeyespinning said...

Paiges two brown eyes along with her butt hole are spinning around the beltline.I love her anyway sweet thang.

thirdeyespinning said...

Well said Andy Dembicks also known as dem dum lighter. Ill guess Ill have to send The Bratva to blow up Scotts moms car but theyll probably just burn thier mouth on his tailpipe. I mean my T Birds tailpipe. Fuck duratski in the mirror. I dont know what the hell Im saying any(MOORE!)

thirdeyespinning said...

Mikhail Prokorov just sent Andy Dembicks another million.Dam Sam are you going to get off your ass this time and meet me at The Greyhound Station. "Deliverance" good flick with Burt,Ned Beatty, and Angie Jolies big lipped daddy. "Squell Like A Pig" Dr. Robert Mclaurin Jr.Nicky Cage liked that one "Lord Of War" I am Yuri Orlov when I want to be.

thirdeyespinning said...

"Midnight Cowboy" great film with Dustin Hoffman and big lipped Angie Jolies dad.Brad Pitt is flipping his lid and hiring security to watch Shiloh

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Pax his son is studying Aikido to calm down his fiery Asian temper.And his cute African American daughter is buying up everything on Rodeo Dr. I like that song by Zach Laracha "Rage Against The Machine" I going down Rodeo with a shotgun this people havent seen a brown skinned man since thier grandparents bought one.

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Going to youtube to liten to music and Paige Mclaurin pops in another movie on the families boob tube as Dr. Bobs slides a Playboy mag under Chris Mclaurins bed.

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Chris and Lance Mclaurin get a fit of the giggles at the latest 3D movie put out in Hollywood

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Paige Mclaurin runs down the street naked as a Jaybird to sell a piece of property Aroung the corner of 6600 Greywalls Ct.She teases her hair first and kills a spider on the wall from her aerosal spray can. No she just drowns it in Hippie Hollis stinky Patcholi.

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Dr Bob Mclaurin trades his car in for a Model T Ford and chugs to work on Moonday.

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Mike Mclaurin gets expelled from college for cussin out his professor again.

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Andy Dembicks goes to the mall with his wife and gets a manicure and a pedicure. Well enjoy your retirement sir "Mine Sucks Donkey Balls"

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Tyler gets another woman pregnant out of wedlock and says "I really should wrap my weiner more often,Dad is going to kill me" Tyler Dembicks threatens Scott Hubbs with another restraining order and I said "Its OK Tyler Dembicks if you were smashin Sharon Gillete she was sharin' with everybody"

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Sure Tyler Im going to take a break and go have some Stoli. Duratski defunct defector.William Scoot Hubbs creator of "The Early Years" the first woman presidents college experience.

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Well just got through looking at some figure skating from Russia on the tube. Great russian skater and gentleman doing fine work aqlmost passed out at the end of his routine though. Anywho the Rssian crowd in the stands had that typical dour sour look on thier face and didnt even clap. Maybe they had the clap or cylmidia dont know to far away to put me dipstick in thier holes.

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Paige Mclaurin just got a fit of the giggles. GIGGLE BOX!!

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Well Paige lets go skating in Wolman rink in NYC. Donny Trump loves us there.Yeah Dr. Bob can go too and the whole goofy Mclaurin clan.

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Lets go over to Volga Cafe in Brighton Beach Ill do the ordering I know the menu by heart. Also we have a special table for us at The Russian Tea Room in Manhatten.We dont have to sit up front with the peasants but if you want to we can leave Dr. Bob there. Hell probably be able to get laid. Matruska

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Thanks Mr. Dembicks glad you liked that one .NANU NANO "Mork From Ork"

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I felt you from here did you like that Paige?

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Trip Flip Wilson Anderson I give you permission to come by the Starbucks and by me a coffee. Bring Tyson Bridger hes down in the hood buying crack again but wont lose his truck this time hes on foot. Or what I say after my 15th DWI. "On Pat and Charlie"

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I bet right about now everyone that had ever been mean to Paige Mclaurin is blowing up her cell phone apollogizing. Fun isnt it Paige.

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Tell this one to Chris Mclaurin at school when he gets bored he can say to the other kids "You know what you are...your daddys lil squirt"

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Heres a funny "Micky Mouse went to court. William Hubbs Requist. Known to me as Uncle Willy. So Mickey was trying to get a divorce from Minnie. The judge said I cant give you a divorce on the grounds that you say Minnies crazy Mickey said "I didnt say she was crazy I said she was fucking Goofy!"

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Here is the Ultimate Stalker song given to me by the CIA its an old Police track called "Every Breath You Take" Ill be watching Paige Dembicks Mclaurin. Well dad said Paige lets help Scott make his movie "Its tax deductable"

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Im going to go to facebook to look at my beautifull friend for shits and giggles Paige Mclaurin.

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Paige Mclaurin got your ears on you rascally rabbit bugs bunny.

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Paige my favorite character and yours was Felix The Cat. Mine was Bugs when he looked at the camera and said "He dont know me very well do he" said Bugs Bunny

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Stephen Bruce Carlson and Raiford Trask look like Elmer Fudd when they go hunting. Dr. Bob wears his gilly suit cause hes a crazy Scotsman like me.

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Reminds me of one of my favorite series of films "Young Guns" Lou Diamond Phillips(personal favorite) Emilio Estevez his coke head brother Charlie Sheen. Christian Slater The Coburn guy who said "I am New Mexico" Oh yeah Jmaes Coburn former Bruce Lee student.

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One of my favorite scenes was when Christian Slater character goes into indian burial ground to steal bones becuase they were buying them on EBAY or something. Anywho Chavez says "If you go into that graveyard Ill bury you there!!"Oh yeah Keifer Southerland was Doc and when they ate Peyote it was so prophetic. Doc relized the Asian lady from town was his flower.

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Chief Billy from the Seminole Indian reservation wrestled alligators lost a finger and kept it in a pickle jar. He said "He pissed me off and I gave him the finger"

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I apollogize got to go for a smoke and stretch. Be right back.

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Alex the Cat just jumped over The Moon.

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