Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Godd-ess of the Wiccans
One reason that Wicca became so popular in the late 20th century was that it did not insist on the worship of a male deity. Instead, many Wiccans favored a female deity. Some thought of Diana as the supreme being. There are two ways in which we think of and use a Goddess, firstly as an anthropomorpic representation of the unknowable and secondly as a means of storing Psychic energy for which we use the German term Vril.
First things first, once you have understood that the First Cause or the Supreme Being is beyond the thoughts of our finite minds, you might wonder why people personify that deity in an anthropomorphic fashion. Wiccans fully realize that their god-ess' personification is only a metaphor for the Ultimate unknowable Deity. It isn't really possible to worship that great unknown Something that may not exist. Yet human beings have a need for something to think of when they think of God. Anthromorphic images are helful in trying to grasp an unimaginable reality, remember always that they are manifestations of the unknowable.
We can trace the idea of goddess images and worship back to the very earliest time in the Vedas and we find that they are early peoples' created images that were beyond just a representation of a living male or female. We find images of the Great Mother, for instance, with rows of breasts resembling, as Lethbridge says, gun turrets. In the Hindu iconography we see multiple images that are beyond human: goddesses with multiple heads and multiple arms and sometimes god-esses with animal parts. Thus in Wicca (as contrasted to the Abrahamic religions) we do not worship something that is at best human. We worship (or more literally grow toward) something beyond our finite comprehension.
Turning to the idea of using a goddess as a store for Psychic energy, anything exposed to strong emotions stores vril and if you have had an emotional connection to something you can name or visualize then the saying that name or thinking of the image automatically lets you use the energy stored therein.
In the cave paintings of Lascaux there is the famous Sorcerer: a male figure with a stag's head. This could be either a priest/shaman dressing up as a totem animal or a hunter putting on a deerskin so that he could get a deer herd within spear range--or a god showing that these people recognized that the Ultimate Deity beyond simple anthropomorphic description, or perhaps the image stored vril that would help the hunter in his quest.
To summarize, then: A Wiccan may tell you, "I worship Diana" or "Lugh" or "whomever" but what they might mean will only become apparent with a close questioning of the motive in their act of "worship"
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 626 Newer› Newest»See right about now or about a hour or so ago. The CIA? spook sitting in the black car was saying "Affirmative the subject listens to his John Boy and Billy Show now if he follows his MO(MODUS OPERANDI OR IN LAYMON TERMS SAME OLE SAME OLE) He will go buy a beer post some obnoxious nonsensical jokes on witch blog about his Russian friends. Make nonsense veiled threats to the US. Not go to far with them. Write a fairly good scene from this movie and goof off the rest of the day. Perhaps even do some traditional work." The agent probably gets off his mike and turns to his partner and says "I know this isn't going anywhere we should worry about but I'm enjoying the overtime. How about you?" OK That's enough nonsense for now I have to go get my thoughts together maybe even do some traditional work. Happy Freya Day
OK This is test of the emergency broadcast system. No I mean a test to see if my new NATO BOSNIA Soldier Of Fortune acquaintance picks up when I call to meet me later for tennis of perhaps putting on football helmets and do some brutal combat training let see. I'm calling him now. Ill bet he wont pick up as suspense is part of the game. Ringing his number. Of course just as I thought with a interesting twist. A recording comes on and robot lady says "I'm sorry the person you called has a voice mail box that has not been set up yet. Good Bye!" Nice Job NATO BOSNIA! I am officially in suspense. How do you keep a monkey in suspense? You suspend his license to kill! Bond James Bond. Moving on. Well now that this lil game has started I guess I could go to his website and leave him a message. Prolly Later.
Well now my wheels are spinning as usual and I cant let it go. Prolly from reading to much Robert Ludlum and the "Rogue Warrior" series of books about Dick Marcinko the Seal Team Six guy myself and NATO BOSNIA talked about for a minute. Fuck I am going to his website and leave him a message. Respectful of course. I have a joke I want to post too. Be right back.
Before I post the joke. Let me search my mental data base the part that isn't drain bamaged from my pre frontal cortex injury Lets see. NATO BOSNIA has a cell phone number that has the same Sprint numericals that my ole buddies on The New Hanover Counties Share Reefer Dept. Actually Shire Reeve means agent in ole Gaelic Language. But I digress. Well nice one guys I miss ya it was fun dangerous but fun. I did enjoy being "Secret Agent Man" but like I said Serpico has already been done. Soar Rhee to hear about the lieutenant in your office who has 22 counts or misappropriation against him along with a unfortunate addiction to pain killers. Yes I'm serious it is unfortunate. Sounds almost like another old movie called "Rush"
OH Yes Gavin and Yvonne I promised to send you the letter I got back from Lt. Robinson while I was locked up for Trespassing on well wherever I was doing it at. I apologize. I cant remember everything all at one time its like one of my favorite sayings "If we could remember everything we wouldn't be having this conversation" or like one of my fav Pink Floyd song about Russians. Every thing will be fine "As long as we just keep talking" Be patient computer doing weird or should I say eccentric things again.
I can see Capt. Kenny Sarvis over at the detention center saying "Oh now what bullshit is he saying"
Its OK set me up again, roll the dice. Round and round it goes where it stops nobody knows. Lock me back up and eventually I will get The Survival Newsletter. Then after awhile perhaps 5 years. Then number you would try to pin. Well have several hundred "Manchurian Candidates" Yep saw that one to and the remake with Obamas Denzel Washington. I think I have already mentioned this but back in the early 90s I stopped Capt. Sarvis Ex. Brother in laws friend August Shuny Brittain from raping a woman in Marc Escalantes Capt. Sarvis Ex bro in law, Apt. didn't get credit for it but did it because it was the right thing to do. Anytime.
Heeelooo Amon Ra,lighten up I think they get it well here's the joke.
I was visiting Dorothy(winks) Dix(winks again) mental hospital in Raleigh as I thought for a time "Hey I'm in America let me fake crazy and I can get a check and set on my ass and write a movie" I was outside during rec time having a smoke as they let the mental defects smoke there. I notice this guy broke down outside the fence. I walk over and watch because he has a nice ride a black Mercedes. I notice this guy has on a Dr. lab coat and ask him what happened. He said just got a flat, gonna change it real quick and get to the office. I watch the Doc he takes off his spare then I suggest he should loosen his lug nuts before he raises the car or it might fall off the jack. He was like yeah I know I got it. He seemed to be angry a nut was telling him anything. So the Doc does this and because the car happens to be on a hill. Unfortunately his lug nuts roll down the hill into the gutter. Doc then started cursing like a sailor saying "God Dammit what the fuck am I going to do now" I gently suggest why don't you take one nut off each of your other tires and put on that spare till you get where you going. Doc pauses a sec and says "You know that will work...ummm can I ask you what are you doing in there anyway" I say "Well Doc I might be crazy but I aint stupid" Hey Mork from Ork in Raleigh watch the ending scene of the Charles Bronson movie "The Mechanic" its pretty cool. Just sayin.
INDESTRUCTIBLE WELL NOT TOTALLY BUT IM HAVING FUN.HOPE YOU ARE TOO.
Excuse me Steven Spielberg I'm just doing character development for Wilhelm Schwannzkoff. Who will be known in the movie tabloids as "Evil Personified" Oh but Ill probably get arrested for writing a movie. Got to get my shyster lawyer lined up first be right back.
Like I have said before lil Stevie Blunder I'm not anti Semitic its just the Twelve Tribe Thing is pretty played out wouldn't many folks agree?
OK I'm going to lighten up. It would prolly make Adam Sandler and his family feel better and get a laugh or two. I was watching a Jew Media commercial(dam there he goes again lol) Seriously I was watching this commercial on the boob tube. True Story. These two females where chatting on a park bench and this buzzer goes off and one lady says to the other "Is that your cell phone?" The other lady says "Nah holding up a lil gadget, something else my vibrator, remote control but go on talking I'm listening" The lady has a blissful look on her face as the commercial ends. Hey did you like that one Adam oh yeah you too. BSM in Raleigh North Crackalackey.
Let me break the dum bick lighters down to the molecular level just a sec. Lets see Mork From Ork has two of his personas on FACECROOK I mean FACELIFT. I mean oh yeah so solly Mark Zuckerberg. FACEBOOK. Which my Hayley Bop likes when I call it a "Digital House Of Cards" Anywho Mork has two facebook posts does this mean he is Bi Sexual like all of his offspring or is he saying there are two of me "The Nice Me And The Evil Me" hmm let me read his mind but I cant because he's sitting around with his son in law wearing a hat made out of tin foil so I cant read his mind...Well nice hat Mork you look fabulous!!
Dam Loki you rock! Says Big Bro Gavin also known as Thor.
I SAID WHEN YOU POINT A FINGER AT SOMEONE YOU HAVE THREE POINTING BACK AT YOURSELF. I DONT HAVE A SEXATARY.OBVIOUSLY Im going to study my Russian Language tapes. By the way Dr. Frankfurter in Raleigh. In the Russian Lang as I have said B 4. There is no word for have so you don't actually have a wife she is just by you. Of course by your actions and yes we have proof you already know this(big wink!)
Yeah Gavin its sort of obvious at this point even though we've taken a vow of poverty we are still and always will be "The Craft Of The Wise"
Sure why not Here is Nato Bosnias name Glen Tate. He is bored like a lot of us and doesn't care. Here is his website www.combat-survival-skills.com and here is the proxy number ....well I don't want to go that far. I believe he has no problem with me disclosing his website but perhaps his personal cell is FYEO (For Your Eyes Only) Hey give the guy some work mercenaries gotta eat too...besides their own dead
Nice Job Mr. Tate you changed the intro pick. Love the AK Symbolism. I am definitely impressed!
Hey Mork From Ork. Whats Overseas? HMM Reminds my of a movie "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee" or should I say in you case The Black Sea. Sure? I don't think so!
"Well" said Ork "I was honored when he wanted to call the band "Paiges Monster Creations" now I'm getting nervous and paranoid." Relax buddy that's just in your nature. Just like the book I read in US Style Soviet Gulog called "The Fighting Scots"
Oh Andy your alright said Barney Fife the rookie law dog . Your son in law got to sic me. IMLAO Dam Ruska laugh at something once in awhile sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
So last time I checked "The Digital House Of Cards" also known as FACEBOOK. BSM also known as BULL SHITTEN MONEYLAUNDERER. She said "Its nice to know that your there for me if I every need you and I know you don't mean any harm but till then MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE!" Hey to be honest I liked that response. True Story.
OK OK I'm fucking off for now I promise! Like you know those vows "In sickness and in health, till death do us part" and all that jazz!
Paige please don't have me killed I mean I'm just trying to keep you entertained in your men all pause time of life. Just trying to show some diversity like Jesse Jackson would say "When you don't have diversity its a tapestry in da commune titty" Come to think of it. It might be fun to live with the Pussy Riot girls in a commune. Hey gives me a idea for another scene. Creators notes for "The Early Years" the first woman presidents college experience. copyright @ 1943 hundred hours EST 12/27/13
WOW I just had a positive nice vision or was it from the cameras we set up. Oh that's right they were taken out awhile back. Well the vision was Dr. Frankfurter Frankenstein was laughing his balls off "We good for you, you got two" Thanks Doc SCOTLAND FOREVER! Of course my favorite cartoon character other than yourself is Bugs Bunny. Especially when he looks at them camera and says "He Don't Know Me Very Well Do He" Oh yeah also when he says "Of Course You Know This Means War"
Dam true story. I'm laughing so hard I just puked a lil on my keyboard. GROSS!!
Well my ole comrade in beautiful St. Peytr Alexandrovich Romanov Florida also known as St. Petersburg just sent me a email that said well one thing it said was "Remember the other shirt you liked from my shop, your second choice was KGB STILL WATCHING YOU" Thank you Mr. Vladimir Malkin. Always.
True story about St. Pete. One day I left my back outside of Vladimirs Shop and Mr. Malkin looked at me and rolled his eyes and said you should not do this. So two of St. Petes finest officer Linkowiez and officer Taylor roll up in their black sedan. These guys are known on the streets as "Batman and Robin" Anywho they come into the store and says "OK Hubbs how are we going to be stupid today?" See this was before the people with short attention spans forgot about The Boston Marathon. True Story. I lay back on the sidewalk yawning as they search my bag and they let me go and say "Fuck go fishing or something will you?"
Back Pack Outside. There the hackers go again.
Hey look at my pic of me on busted in St. Pete it has a celtic star on my mug. Imagine that. They called me Scott William Hubbs. Having a crack mates?
Google it and remember to believe everything you read on the internet. I'm almost at the point where the only job Ill ever get. Well for the folks that believe everything they read on the internet. Will be a greeter at Wal Mart.
WOW The lil time clock thing rolled round and round before that one posted. Hit a nerve. NSA?
florida.arrests.org is the one that has the star. Got pissed the American version of pissed not the English version of pissed which means drunk. Well that's right I was booked for drunk and disorderly for dancing at the "Copshop" known as Fergs Sports Bar across the street from police headquarters. I killed two no make that three birds with one stone. Got pissed, got drunk, and got street creds as my African American Brothers would say
I like my hair and tan in that pic thanks guys. Love Ya Mean It. No really I do.
You know why so many people believe everything they read on the internet. Because so many people jerk off on the internet. Just a theory. "Just Sayin"
And the people they jerk off too love it. The Psychic Vampirism Thing. IMLAO. Dam didn't need a Psychology Masturbators Degree from Duke to figure that one out. I do like the name "Duke Blue Devils" though.(winks)
Fuck I think they get it. I'm smart and the US fucked up when they didn't try harder to get me in the military Oh well maybe in another life.
This is getting boring. Thanks Gavin and Yvonne for the use of your platform. Blessed Be.
BSM ALSO KNOWN AS "THE SPUTTERING SPUNIK" SAYS AND I QUOTE "I better call Hollissiiisssiiiis" shes in danger from Arnold Swarzenegger you know like in the movie "Preditor" oh yeah spell check its predator.
Well that's it says the sputtering spunik. I'm going to whine with my chunk of cheese(smoke some first with the hippie) to the magistrate(make sure she's a dyky female) and get him for HORUS MENT. Then later HORUS will pay you a visit along with SET. I'm sure says she "I can get him in car serrate ed(erectile dysfunction defunct defector) Go ahead give it your best G Spot shot lets see what happens. Oh yeah that's right you already have. Well that's OK. Still love ya. See Paige thanks for the encouragement. Your special. Just have to put you in your place. Your fine buddy. Always.
Relax take a valium that's what there for. You know like the Rollin Stones song "Mothers Little Helper" You know like the big tongue poster you had in your crib at College Green. Hey like our friend Bob Marley said "Don't You Know I'm A Rainbow Too"
Speaking of Bob no not you Frank Furter I'm going to post a song for our friend Nelson Mandela. I'm on many levels self absorbed ones.
Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs,
Redemption songs.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.
Have no fear for atomic energy,
'Cause none of them can stop the time.
How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look? Ooh!
Some say it's just a part of it:
We've got to fulfill the Book.
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs,
Redemption songs,
Redemption songs.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our mind.
Wo! Have no fear for atomic energy,
'Cause none of them-a can-a stop-a the time.
How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look?
Yes, some say it's just a part of it:
We've got to fulfill the book.
Won't you have to sing
These songs of freedom? -
'Cause all I ever had:
Redemption songs -
All I ever had:
Redemption songs:
These songs of freedom,
Songs of freedom.
Oh Hells Bells. Now I'm seeing Obama and His lovely wife Michelle shagging I mean the dance you perverts. I think its very cool. I would love to dance with you one day. If I could stop giggling long enough to concentrate on the steps.
WOW I just saw a very strange twinkle in Obamas eyes it was like that conspirator shape shifting alien look that Bush Senior had in those Alien Videos.
Obama was like at the moment saying HE KNOWS HE KNOWS Well he knows enough anywho.
Dam what the fuck I was going to post something profound because WTF It just flew out of my brain. See I was stereo tripping. I was trying to multi task. Or parallel process as it were. But studies have shown that the average person can not do such a thing. They just jump from one thought to the next. Some faster than others hence the reason while texting and driving is inherently dangerous. See I can do public service announcements too.
WTF I really had something I wanted to say. Ill just blame it on "The Grays" Well love ya Stevie Spielberg now go home. I mean phone home. BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOM BOOM. I just had a close in cooter of the red neck kind.
Hey if I act crazy enough can I take the anti psychotic Haldol like Bush Sr. and get to be president or do I have to be director of the CIA first.
Hey guys Ill just take the grenade metaphorically of course like when your with your guy friends and take the fat or the weird chick. What I mean to say Ill just deal with the Aliens without drugs. I mean our undocumented fellow Americans of course.
Veddy Interesting said Eddie Vedder of "Pearl Jam" speaking of pearl jams is that what you and the ole fart patriarch were canning back there in Wales Big Bro. Well that was a rhyme right on time don't smite me with your hammer big guy. Or whip me with your tail Scorpio. Let me come back down to earth and remember a good one for the ding bat hmm what was that movie "Capricorn One"(big wink)
See how stupid I am(and hard headed of course) According to Astrological mumbo jumbo I'm no particular compatible with Capricorn. They are just on my cusp. Oh well prolly going to end up being my Karma. Going to have this Albatross hanging round my neck for eternity for pushing to hard. I don't care(obviously) I love her anyway. Well prolly cause I like the movie also "Big Red One" Sortve like wearing a crucifix when your a hypocrite(being a mean dickhead again let me back up) I really do like the beautiful parts of Christendom. Really I do.
That is one great thing about Catholicism and the Italian mob. Sin all week make your Confessions, a few Hail Marys and a couple of Our Fathers AND YOUR GOOD TO GO AGAIN!
Well I do respect the Catholics in a way, just not in a big way. Sorry tried it got burnt. If you know what I mean.
Speaking of Hail Marys at this time I prolly should work on a movie scene. I believe I've offended enough people for the moment. By Hail Mary I mean a sport scene from "The Early Years" the first woman presidents college experience. Copy? Roger? Over And Out.
OH By the way BSM Justin Beiber has tweeted he is retiring after the movie release of the "Capricorn One" remake. Did you do that?
See BSM what I mean about having fun. "All Too Easy"
Boring as usual well just go ahead and buy a thousand dollar Budda Statue and park him in a rock garden somewhere at your crib in the gated community. Compassionate BSM. Its OK Whatever.
Did that one rile you Mork. I hope so. So does Mother Russia.
Listen Mork Im sure if you could go back in time you could but don't know how at this time as Bush Sr. would say "Not gonna do it, it wouldn't be prudent at this juncture" You would've woke your ass up and let your daughter know I was coming to help sell your grease. Or even further back in time after the dumb jock broke your daughters heart and perhaps persuaded her to date a guy on the Chess team. Perhaps. Weren't you a big Lenin supporter who said life was not about religion but strategy. Of course you were long enough to defect anyway. Speaking of Budda are you "AWAKE"
OK Goodbye I'm going to stop there because you are of course as usual no I'm not going to say boring as like in the movie "Ronin" sometimes you should let your elders win to save face. To be honest I'm starting to feel like shiszer. I will probably feel worse tomorrow.
CUT! LASS! CUT! LASS! EPEE FOILED AGAIN! How do you like China now!
EAT YOUR EYE! EAT YOUR EGO!
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW ORCA! You know like in the movie "Jaws" SHHARRRRKKK!
Whew that was fun! Checkmate! The King Is Dead!
Yeah I know your getting a massive headache. Well beats a migraine does it not.
Are you laughing or crying at this point! What's the dif doesn't make a shit to me.
Well speaking of my hero Vladimir Putin. I believe his policies about homosexuality are based on the premise that it makes a country and people "Weak And Stupid" If you consider the fact that Stalin killed his own for a reason and China has a one child law for a reason then you might begin to understand The Art Of Dynamic Tension. Of course you have a physics understanding. Same thing more or less. But sometimes less is more. Sometimes
Well Im going to go and check out the "Digital House Of Cards" the remake of "The Social Network" is Zuckerberg gay don't care just wondering. Oh yeah folks the Russian Facebook is www.vk.com When the originator started it after he got paid threw a shitload of money out in the streets of Moscow and started a small scale riot of people grabbing it up. Just sayin. You don't have to be Russian or anything else if you want to be on vk.com you can even be gay.
Here is a song I want to dedicate to all horny bassackerd Russians. I am not sayin they are all this way of course.
Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation
From the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference
And gets stupified
I've been waiting my whole life for just one fuck
And all I needed was just one fuck
How can you say that you don't give a fuck
I find myself stupefied, coming back again
All I wanted was just one fuck
One tiny little innocent fuck
And when I feel like I'm shit out of luck
I find my stupified, coming back again
Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping I think I'm breaking down
Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away
See but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupified
It's all the same you say
Live with it
I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupified I get stupified
All the people in the left wing fuck!
And all the people in the right wing fuck!
And all the people in the underground fuck!
I find myself stupified, coming back again
All the people in the high rise fuck!
And all the people in the projects fuck!
And all la gente in the barrio fuck!
I and myself stupified, coming back again
Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping I think I'm breaking down
Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away
See but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupified
It's all the same you say
Live with it
I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupified I get stupified
And don't deny me
No baby now, don't deny me
And darlin' don't be afraid
I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupified
Look in my face, step in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, step in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, step in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, step in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face, step in my soul
I begin to stupify
Look in my face
Something like a Primal Scream my spirit guide just said.
Tomorrow I'm going to call up a flash mob in the mall run into HOT TOPICS and nick(means steal in the UK) a shirt that says I DO WHAT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO DO but Flip Wilson working the counter will Tase me with his "Well Taser" its the only thing that still works. Joking of course I'm limiting my street creds to Trespassing and drunk and disorderly in cop shops.
Cmon Flip Trip post a good ball joke and Ill let you off the hook. Don't you have the balls or you just like to make jokes behind peoples back like most losers do.
Here's a good one lazy ass pretty boy fish lickin hippie. There was a Native American which your family called Big Chief No Fun Of The Idowanna Tribe but this man also had another name One Stone. He was called this because he lost one of his balls and most of his mind in a war. So one stone even with this had the reputation of being such a great lover that after he hade love to a squaw or indian maiden. It would be so good that she would never be seen again, disappear from pleasure or whatever. Two Indians women Red Bird and Yellow Bird heard of this reputation and wanted to see if it was true. They pulled back the flap on One Stones Teepee and said "Well wanna have a go" he was like. "How" then he said "Hell Yeah" After it was over he sat back thinking that was nice too bad Ill never see them again. Next day they opened his flap and said "Ready to go again?" In shock the man was like what are you doing back here and the girls said "Don't you know you cant kill two birds with One Stone"
OK Folks Peace and Chicken Grease(winks)Have A Nice Day.
Heres some other things you can ponder quit fucking with my head bro(winks)
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think."
— Elbert Hubbard(he he)
"Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them."
— George Lorimer
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
— Woody Allen(shisha he he shisha by the way is some other crap hippies can smoke)
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
"Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated."
— G. B. Trudeau
"I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that's one of the reasons for campus unrest."
— Kent McCord
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."
— Bruce Lee(Kiai!)
"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates."
— A. Lawrence Lowell
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college."
— Bill Vaughn(sup Andy)
"Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep."
— W. H. Auden
"Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum."(sup Zuckerburg)
— Simon Wilder, character in With Honors
"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
— Desmond Bagley(sup Scotty)
OMG WTF AYS Plus several other acronyms from Hayley Bob my FWB. She did say a few funny things like. That was a touching post about Mandella you posted and you are starting to remind me of the psycho that was at his funeral making up the sign language." She also said and I quote "Bring your DISTURBED CDs over when I get back and after we smash to them I'm going to chuck them out the door like a Frisbee" I fell off my rocker(winks) at that one.
OMG WTF I said Hayley Bob? I most certainly did not. Dam hackers trying to get me all worked up again. OK Well good morning then Dr. Frankenstein or is it steen?
I can see the BSM BGEG(BROWN GOOGLY EYED GIGGLER) in Raleigh doing her psychological interpretation of the European(peon) Facebook VK.COM. She's reconciling with the hippies in her family and coming up with and I quote "I take the V and do the peace sign and then I say K which use to mean time to fuck but now let me see it means peace ok please. There I got it"
Perhaps I should think one step ahead and report The Wingnutt to vk.com as a Predator getting the spelling right this time. Da da(yes yes) dad I got it. That'll fix his little red wagon but who's going to fix my Lexus because now he's hexed us and I'm getting paranoid. Da Da what should I do?"
Dr. Doo Little rushes in and says "Here I come to save the daaayy!"
Paige listening to Rev Ike on The John Boy and Billy show. Why aren't you laughing. Things aren't so funny anymore. Oh well cest la vie.
Actually Frank Furter and yourself are perfect for each other. Here's a joke. I'm thinking about two TV Characters you might be like in your next life. Aunt Jemima and Kunta Kinte. Guess who's who.
Just a joke. Like your whole family.
Just ESAD AND SAND and go on with your pathetic selves. Copy? Roger That!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget to hump a Budda Statue while your at it. IMLAO
Got you ears on Dr. Doolittle. Take off the copper hat first. Cause you aint no fuckin cop aint hardly even a Doctor
WOW What's with the moment of silence nobody died. Yet.
Hey reminds me of a good Rob Zombie movie "I piss on your grave"
WOW Lighten up. Wilhelm Schwanzkoff. They are your friends remember. Well as soon as they do I will. Character Development for "The Early Years" the first woman presidents college experience. copyright@0947 hundred hours EST 12/28/13
Remember Heinrich Himmler. Defunct Defectors. I do.
Here's a Masonic Joke other than The Masons themselves. What kind of meat does the Pope eat on Friday. He eats Vienna Sausages at Masonic Fish Fries. I bet there isn't one Mason in Wilmington that gets that joke. Well maybe one.
Here come the Alumni Snotty. I mean Scotty. No I mean The Illuminati. Drop Dead Assholes you don't respect me so why should I respect you.
ESAD ESAD ESAD ESAD ESAD AND LETS NOT FORGET TO SAND! Soar Rhee Game Over Player One!
Start raising hell with me Ill give to every one of you. Starting with your first born, then the second, then well. Get the picture? You got the lil rifle. Where would you like to have that symbol placed? Grow Up.
Like I have already told you maybe you had peanut butter in your ears! The Masons ran my father off! Give me a chance to get over it or Ill give a lot of people a war you wont believe!
Hmm this is interesting guess whose art I was just perusing Another wingnut named The Govern Ate Her. Excuse me not Arnold. I am not sure if he is an artist but I enjoyed his Wilmywood movie "Raw Deal" Speaking of a raw deal other than the one I'm stuck with at the moment. Oh yeah dam drain bamage. The artistickle egotistical wingnuts name was Adolf Hitler. Some people would say looking at his art is spooky. I can see how some would say that. I just say he was very talented artistically anyway. I believe he was a bit miffed because he didn't get into that art school in Austria where The Austrian Oak was from. Schwarzenegger being the Oak. Well if time travel was possible(wink) maybe he could get a Austrian version of a Pell Grant. Probably or possibly I should say, could have saved a lot of grief. It took me longer to respectfully get Arnies name spelled right than it did to have that epiphany.
Here's another thing that some governmental dumass did that thought I was too much of a dumass to figure out. The last time I spoke to my father many years ago he was saying things totally out of context much like a recording,very much like a recording. We were speaking on the phone or should I say I was speaking to a half assed splice of my father. Thanks USA really fooled me I felt so much better after that bullshit telephone call.
Speaking Of Sperm Donors. My mother who has a a on again off again case off ole timers disease wanted to jump on my cum pooter and find a ole boyfriend. Joseph Herman Puckett this preachers son that was also in the shipping business same time as my mother. He was a crooner and always wooed my mother by singing R and B songs as part time he sang in night clubs Anywho cant find him either dead or alive just vanished into thin air. It was a quick cursory check but whatever. I promised mom I would try again Manana.
Well thanks guys if you helped out with this issue. See Joe Pucketts problem is that he was married and just wanted a place to crash and well you know while in town as he traveled a lot. He just strung my mother along saying he was working on a divorce whatever. My Gran used to say he was like sailor in a port. She used to call him "Ole Joe Blow" well perhaps he was lost at sea metaphorically of course. Much like the song about The Son Of A Preacher Man. I told my half bro who didn't even know I existed for 35 years that I guess my pops was like the song "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" I got eight half brothers and sisters by the way, blood brothers and sisters of the genetic variety.
David Koresh says Obama you've got your fifteen minutes of fame now please...Oh fucked that one up "Where's my god dam teleprompter" Ok my 27 year old Jewish friend from Harvard. I got it now "Mr. Hubbs you got your...Dammit now what"..CIA Agent tells him "Today He Likes The Name Tickle Bandit" OK I got it now. "Mr. Tickle Bandit Please Come Out Of Your Spider Hole You've Got Your Fifteen Minutes Of Fame" I emerge and walk up to Mr. Obama and say "Thanks Janet Reno"
I can hear Craig Newkirk howling from here.
Speaking of Indestructible
Here is a bit from the huffingtonpost about one of my other hero's Harry Prince Of Wales. Got to the sight and watch the video...
Prince Harry's Helicopter Stunts Wows At RAF Air Show (VIDEO)
Posted: 06/10/2013 1:58 pm EDT | Updated: 06/10/2013 1:58 pm EDT
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Prince Harry stunned crowds with his daredevilry over the weekend when he participated in a number of impressive helicopter stunts at the Royal Air Force Cosford Air Show.
The 28-year-old royal, who has been serving in the British army since May 2005, sat front-seat copilot gunner in an Apache helicopter on Sunday, entertaining the air show spectators with a series of death-defying stunts -- including one that involved rolling the helicopter on its back. (Watch the video below for the aerial tricks.)
According to the Sun, Harry -- whose title in the RAF is "Captain Wales" -- was a surprise guest at the annual air show. It was reportedly his first time participating at the event.
"Everyone was so shocked when they realized Harry was taking part -- nobody knew," an onlooker told the British tabloid.
This isn't the first time this week that Harry has made headlines for bravely sticking his neck out. In a new book that's due out this month, a former squadmate of the prince reveals that the royal saved him from a homophobic attack in 2008.
"I will always be grateful to Harry and I will never forget what
I want to mention a ole dear friend that has passed to syde Lawrence Parker Bridger Jr. My friend Jonathon Allen told me this and I was like I see him on FACEBOOK he's still around right? I Yahoo the obits and see he had actually passed Parker you will be missed and of course you will always be with us in spirit. See you around my friend.
I was just then thinking of Queen Boudicca and Kristian? Cooper Gulak came to mind. It seems she has issues with another yogini in Wilmywood named Stephanie I think but she just likes to be called GOO. See while at the wilmingtonyogacenter. I made a playful joke that if Stephanie had a male principle partner perhaps his name could be GOOP. And if they had a child it might be called OOPS. Ms. Gulak freaked out and made false misleading and ridiculous statements to law enforcement along with the current manager persona Allison Callahan. Unfortunately as I have stated too many things well just about everything thing in this country is about money and political incorrect or correctness. Perhaps in India Ms. Gulak will find her calling. Perhaps. Many people feel wilmingtonyogacenter is nothing but Corp. Yoga. Oh well that's their prerogative in a free? country. Let me digress I was taking the donation classes of course if I was giving them 100 dollars a month for something at this time Id rather do from a 10 dollar Wal Mart video at home My joke would have received a laugh and the world would've kept spinning.
I just had an epiphany Ms. Gulak could live in India and go to Bollywood and make "SLUM DOG MILLIONARE 2" That's one way corporate YOGA can work. She can build many homes for the needy and teach them about a very important but neglected issue "Birth Control" NAMASTE which means THE LIGHT IN ME SEES THE LIGHT IN YOU. By the way don't believe everything you see and hear on The Astral Plane. Asian Philosophy teaches THE LIVES WE LEAD ARE BUT AN ILLUSION but of course you already know that. Right?
Mr. Gulak just sent me a Email that said "I have a confession to make my wife wasn't the one that worked with Katie Holmes it was myself. When our session was over unfortunately I had to say Get Off Me Holmes in that Latino dialect you spoke of earlier"
Think You Know Me Think Again. Or Should I say "You Are Not Seeing The Forest For The Trees"
I'm Bored As Usual. Later.
I want to make a post for my BFFL best friend for laughs. Blondie Soccer Mom in Sir Walter Raleigh Norte Crack A Lackey. Its from the song "Patience" by Guns and Roses. Or some call Tons Of Poses in the biz. "I've been brushing my teeth at night just trying to get em white, all my frens stoppa comin around cause they say my teeth too dam brown, but I brush them yeah yeah yeah I brush them" Then Paige sends my the electric tooth brush she's been friggin off with thinking "Maybe this will shut him up"
Then her eyes start spinning around in her head as she thinks "Ill play a trick on that smartass and send him Bobs and tell him about a week later"
OK Let me change my obsessive gears for a nano milli sec and study the Asian Scientist Theories On Dark Matter. Be right back with his name. I'm back his name is Grandmaster Hubble Bubble Butt.
Seriously THEY THEM(winks) theories are interesting. See you in the AM. The Creator Has Left The Building.
Now Dr. Bob is going to go to work next week and portend to be a DRUID witch doctor. Nice werk Bob! You can do it! You wont have to think about it as long as my Washington Monument. Soar Rhee Man my Liberty Bell is cracked. Back to the video I'm watching and make sure to take with a grain of salt next time some of the things your advisors tell you. Many things can be faked. Many
Respectfully he is a Japanese Scientist Shogo Masaki and a few more. Its about time to lose the grin your self wouldn't you agree. That's OK keep the shit eating grin It fits.
NOW! I am done.
I can help it fuck the world of love and miracles! I am way past caring anymore!
Just burn them all! Let them all burn! Call it hell if that's the word you like!
But I depress and digress. Impressed? CHARACTOR DEVELOPEMENT FOR WILHELM SHWANZKOFF "THE EARLY YEARS" THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENTS COLLEGE EXPERIENCE
Why do they call this POS laptop an "ACER" The mother frickin copy and paste only works when its not having a bad hair day and dat aint today. I don't see whats so "ACER" about it whatsoever TURD!! I was trying to copy and paste this mornings headline from Mother Muskva that read
18 KILLED IN SUICIDE BOMBING.
I have a thought full? message for my dear comrade Mr. Putin. My DVD player has also stopped working so let me recite some Russian from memory.
indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side, a terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war
I apologize sir as you know I am in the belly of the beast surrounded by control freaks, lazy asses, closet fags, prick teases. Well I think you get the picture. No the NSA nor did the CIA post this I am posting this and you know who I am.
Unfortunately my dear father Franklin Scott Hubbs that perhaps has passed to syde race mixing has not worked out, not for me anyway. I am not racist just some things not my flavor. The Grays of course think its amusing and sad all at the same time. Well many things all at the same time. E=MC2 just one theory. Of course there are others. Many others
By George I BSM has got it! He had a wreck but it wasn't a motorcycle wreck it was a wreck in another quadrant!(winks)
Personally and this is a very, very, true story. Sex is highly over rated. Gets old quite quickly.723 MPH The Speed Of Sound. Mach 1
Lets see "The Tuskegee Airman" was a good chick flick IMLAO. It was said that several black airman were used in medical experiments. Let me change tracks and coordinates for a minute as I say Ebonically "Wha Hap Pun" Are Bill and Melinda Gates closet homosexuals. Have they reproduced Didn't Bill and Melinda make a promise to give every man, woman, and child on the planet a computer? Why have they not kept that promise? Is it perhaps every one on this planet doesn't need a fucking cum pooter. Just sayin. One more thing they have not reproduced because they are know it all control freaks that think the peeps scurrying around the planet are there children.
Im going to listen to some Eminem maybe then Ill get intercourse from something a bit tighter than myself. Like Rev. Wright Mr. Obamas preacher said many moons ago." Look at all the white girls dancing around taking their clothes off" Or maybe I will listen to 50 Cent. The track "Its Getting Hot In Here" I can get a lot hotter than this and burn a lot more than just a few cities. In God We Trust? Free Masons? How about free my daughters? Diana, Isis, and of course "MIGHTY APHRODITE!"
I AM LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND SAYING HUBBS YOUR SO FULL OF YOURSELF!
And while I'm at it let me make a joke about military types that call the bible "Their Sword" I'm sure they get the joke without explanation. Wait a sec here comes a patsy to murder? me. Do me the honor and make it Mercury like swift.
Has anyone ever noticed how many woman as they age get manly, voice gets deeper, some even become like their fathers. I do have respect for some of these Crones just not all. That doesn't mean I feel the need to harm them. Just don't want them jumping all over me if you catch my drift.
GO FORK YOUSELF MR. AND MRS. GULAK GO MAKE SOME MUD HUTS. "MUDS!" THE BISHOP HAS SLICED YOU OPEN. OR IN YOUR CASE THE BIS WENT SHOPPING FOR SOME CRAP THEY DIDNT NEED TO HEAR SEE OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER FROM YOU!
Just to clarify who Mr. and Ms. Gulak are. They are the losers that own the wilmingtonyogacenter they are hiding now but Allison Callahan will be glad to help you.
SPEAKING OF EATING ELEPHANT SHIT I BET THE TRASKS ARE SCARED OF MICE RIGHT ABOUT NOW SEE THE PATRON DORK PATRIARCH RAEFORD TRASK LIKES TO HUNT BIG GAME IN AFREAKA AFRICA BUT DOESNT HAVE THE BALLS OR GUTS TO CREEP UP ON THEM LIKE THE VIET KONG AND PET THEM ON THE HEAD BUT I DID HEAR HE EATS THE GAME HE KILLS CELTIC ECCENTRIC OLE BASTERD!
See Elephants dance all over the place when a mouse on The Trasks spoiled off springs computer goes haywire Let me get this right. Elephants are scared of mice. There I got it! WORD! TURD! TO YOUR MOTHER!
YOU! WILL! KNEAD! BRUCE CARLSONS ARK. BECAUSE IT WILL NOT END IN FIRE BUT FLOOD AS PREDICTED!
AYE! CAN! NAUT! HEAR! YOU! I! DO! NOT WANT TO YOU ARE BORING AND PREDICTABLE AS USUAL!
ITS ALL GOOD! I DONT THINK SO!
FROM WHERE IM AT OR WILL BE ALL OF YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF MAGGOTS COPULATING ON A DEAD CORPSE! AND ITS BEAUTIFUL!
HOWARD COKEHEAD COPELAND DONT STROKE OUT LIKE PARKER BRIDGER JUST WELL HAVE A NEAR DEATH DIVING ACCIDENT SCARY BUT FUN YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME
WHY DO YOU HAVE A CLEAN RECORD AND I DO NOT! BECAUSE OF MONEY! AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A CLEAN RECORD NOT BY A SHORT SHOT!
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO WARBIRD! I DID NOT THINK SO GEEKS!
WHY DO YOU NOT CRY TO FBI AND SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I WORK FOR! OBVIOUSLY NOT!
KGB NOT ONLY STILL WATCHING BUT LISTENING ALSO BIG MOUTHES! FERME LA BOUCHE IN FRENCH MEANS SHUT YOUR MOUTH ONCE IN AWHILE ESPECIALLY WHILE TALKING BEHIND BACK ESPECIALLY THEN
HAVE A SEIZURE! OF ASSETS OR OF THE PHYSICAL VARIETY EITHER WAY ITS COOL WITH ME WHO IS SWEATING NOW WHO THE OWL NOT YOU. YOU NOT SO WISE MAYBE ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY. I WON TODAY. TOMMOROW I DO NOT KNOW.
WELL THE CROWNED CRONE HORNY OLE HORNY TOAD THE WET SPROKET IN RALEIGH ALSO KNOWN AS BLONDIE SOCCER MOM DAG DEADWOOD BUMSTEAD STILL POINTING HER JEW PIT HER FINGER AT ME BECAUSE NOW SHES THINKING ABOUT BEING SUN YOUNG MOON CUM OF SUM YOUNG GUY. NO THATS TO COMPLICATED FOR HER SHE SAYS NOW IM JUST "Europa" ONE OF JUPITERS MOONS
WELL YOU CAN BE BRIGID THE FIRE GODDESS IF THAT WILL GET YOUR HEAD SCREWED BACK ON STRAIGHT YEAH WHATEVER IM NOT TOTALLY STRAIGHT EITHER WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IM KING TRIDENT TRI SEXUAL NEPTUNE IN OTHER WORDS IM A TRISEXUAL LIKE YOU I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING ONCE IF I LIKE IT I WILL TRY IT AGIN JUST LIKE THE REST OF OUR DEFUNCT DEFECTING CIRCLE
NO I DONT WANT TO HAVE A ORGY YOU HORNEY OLE BEACH BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW SINCE YOU HAVE YOUR MASTERS AND JOHNSON DEGREE I WOULD BE GIGGLING TOO MUCH TO GET IT UP!
SEYMORE JOHNSON AIRFORCE BASE? IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST THOUGHT! WELL WHY DONT YOU BE A TAIL HOOK! BUT OF COURSE IF WE RUN AROUND THE CORNER AND SHAG YOU WILL REPORT ME TO MY SUPERIOR OFFICERS FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT SINCE THAT IS YOUR STYLE IS IT NOT. THINKING EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX. OF COURSE IT IS. WAAAAAY OBVIOUS. VEDDY OBVIOUS ESPECIALLY AT THIS JUNCTURE. BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO THAT ARE YOU?
TRY TO REMEMBER THE MOVIE JOHN Q WITH YOUR MAN DEN SMELL WASHINGTON SINCE YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY REMEMBERING LIVING IN THE UKRAINE
KNIGHT IS DESTROYED BY QUEEN! PLAY AGAIN?
I GOT TO GO PICK UP!..... NOT GOING THERE AGAIN LETTING YOU BACK DOWN EASY I KNOW YOU CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MANY G FORCES HOLLIS ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE PROTECTION AND SHE CAN DO SAY AND BE ANYTHING SHE WANTS
JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM VLAD THE IMPALER THAT SIMPLY SAID WELL SAID
OF COURSE IM OFF THE CHAIN OFF THE DAISY CHAIN YOU HIPPIE HIPSTERS IT GOT BORING
BASICALLY BSM IS SAYING YOUR THE BIGGEST HIM WHORE RIOD IN THE UNIVERSE SPELLCHECK BLEW UP AND COULDNT SPELL MEDICAL VERSION ASK DR. BOB
WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK IN 2008 IM WAS THROWING ALL MY ENERGY DOWN A BLACK HOLE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BLACK HOLES YOU KNOW ENOUGH TO SAY BLACK HOLE SUN WONT YOU COME AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX THIS TIME EITHER EITHER OR.
WELL A SAD BUT TRUE NWO THEORY IS THAT THE EARTH IS OVER POPULATED AND APPROX. 6 BILLION HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE MAYBE ITS JUST A THEORY MAYBE NOT I IMAGINE THAT I KNOW ENOUGH TO BE IN THE 500 MILLION THAT WILL REMAIN. PERHAPS I DO. PERHAPS.
TO BE HONEST I DONT WANT TO BE HERE IF YOU ARE NOT OR DONT WANT TO BE HERE I REALLY DONT GOING FOR A ROOT BEER ITS ABOUT THAT TIME
I am thinking of a very dear friend of mine Stephen Bruce Carlson and I apologize for calling him Jew Bruce one too many times. He has two well words can explain it but just say GREAT sons. I had a funny chat with Holden his first born who had started playing La Crosse. I asked Holden had he wacked anyone with in the head with his stick this young man paused for a sec and said " Hmmm not yet" I am very, very, proud. To be honest I'm getting a bit teared up let me change gears and say if anyone gives my friend The Carlsons a problem Stephen can say "I don't know who you are or think that you are but we have friends in high places at this time I'm trying to be as nice as I can be" Stephens other son is Walker but you have to be careful with this golden child as he is so beautiful you might be at a loss for words as I was. He is a character.
Of course I had to be a dickhead for a sec and say "Tell Holdens coach to make him a champion or Ill bust a tennis racket over his head, metaphorically, prolly not"
True Story.
SURE IM HAVING A BI POLAR EPISODE EVERYONE IN OUR CIRCLE ARE BI POLAR BEARS WHATEVER!
TRUE STORY PROLLY ALREADY TOLD IT BUT SPIING MY WHEELS TOOTIN MY HORN AT THIS TIME WHATEVER YOU WOULD LIKE TO CALL IT MYSELF CAPT STEPHEN, OUR MATE MIKE, HOLDEN, AND WALKER WERE OUT BOATING OR THREADING THE NEEDLE AS I LIKE TO CALL IT SOMETIMES ANYWHO ON THE WAY BACK MIKE WAS ACTING LIKE A JACKASS AS I USAULLY BUT NOT ALWAYS DO AND GOT IN HOLDENS FACE AND I TOSSED HIM OFF THE BOAT I SHOULVED SAID AS HE WAS FLOUNDERING AROUND IN THE SOUND DONT BE TOSSING OFF IN MY GODSONS FACE! OH WELL MAYBE NEXT TIME I DID TOSS HIM OFF THE BOAT BUT HOLDEN WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I FORGOT MY LINES
YOU ARE NOT READY FOR SHAPESHIFTING AT THIS TIME TRUST ME YOU ARE NOT
IF ANYONE OR ANYTHING HAS A PROBLEM WITH THOSE IN OUR CIRCLE MYOB! MYOB! Means mind your own business.
TRUE STORY. CALL THE FIRE STATION BY VIRGINIA PEARSON EMPEE ALTHEA PARK OFF PARK AVENUE IF YOU DONT BELIEVE. I RAISED OR LOWERED GO TO WICCA.ORG AND FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF POWER AND DID A LETS SAY A TRIBAL DANCE IN FRONT OF THE STATION AND WENT TO THE MONUMENT AND LET OUT A LOUD LETS SAY KIAI AND USED A VERSION OF DYNAMIC TENSION WHICH HAS WORKED WHEN A MOTHER HAS PULLED A MOTORIZED VEHICLE OF HER CHILD I DID THIS TO PAY HOMAGE TO MANY BRAVE FIREFIGHTERS WHO LOST THEIR LIVES IN THE TWIN TOWERS CATASTROPHE BUT BEFORE THIS I POINTED MY AHTAME SBSW SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST TOWARDS THE SOON TO BE SETTING SUN THEN POINTED NORTH TOWARDS NEW YORK CITY THINKING OF HURRICANE SANDY STRIKING THE BUSH FAMILY WHO SOME SAY ORCHESTRATED THIS. I FEEL BETTER BUT NOT MUCH MAYBE LATER PERHAPS
Check. For some reason and I have no Earthly or Otherworldly maybe a Theory Clue SPELLCHECK doesn't work in all caps perhaps I should put on my own god dam tin foil copper hat cap. Speaking of getting Paige's guardians her father and hubby(wink) all worked up again the thought went through her mind would he Scott get an erection if I ever got over my paranoia and gave him a hug. Let me think...DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AND A BIG HELL YEAH MOMMY! Well the hubby got worked up her father just laughed I hope.
Listen Paige if you ever want to tell me anything FYEO For Your Ears Only I can cloak veil disinformation this so only I know if you just want to share to get it off your chest so to speak that's one way if you would like me to go back in time to set things straight another way to speak. I have many or should I say we have many ways to make things happen. Always.
By the way yes Yvonne I got it that the shirt or blouse that you have on in this blog pic of you and the king of the universe is a blue striped version of the one I was wearing when I first did my first witch hunt well I've been hunting witches all my life one way or the other(winks)My shirt was red striped like a barber pole or a bar where a drunk red neck could get a brrr! cold beer obviously if you look at my fake(winks) arrest record. Yeah Yeah I remember the first thing I said to you was "Did You Know I Was Coming?" meaning did you know telepathically I was coming to visit. I was too spooked to add at that time "Or Did You Think I Was Just Breathing Heavy?" But of course you had already heard this from The Big Lug five seconds before you opened the door. he who ha ha. Yup I remember asking what should I do when I think negative and you responded say "Its not like me too think negative" like Bridgett(big wink) Fonda in the movie "Point Of No Return" True Story when Bridge was in Wilmy filming "Road To Wellville" I met her at that greasy spoon on Market St. oh yeah The Kettle Restaurant. Anywho she had on a deerskin jacket like Dennis Hopper had in "Easy Rider" with her father Peter. I was selling insurance at the time and my buds said "Hey Scott you like to talk to those movie people look" I turned and said "Nice" Went to her table and she gave her prolly production assistant no prolly her butt buddy as most people in the biz are trisexuals like me a look like "See how these red necks are just bum rush your table" except I was nice but did just plant my ass first and said "Hey Ill just be her a sec that jacket is like Dennis Hoppers can I pay for your breakfast and busted out a twenty" She said "Your cute that's ok" So I said can you sign the twenty then and she did and I held onto that and her straw for about a year for good luck. Unfortunately I was in a teasy prick teasy Wilmy bar well trying to well you know GET FUCKED!! and this bird was like I need another drink. I was horny as a three peckered puppy so I broke The Bridgett Fonda Twenty because I was broke from being this chicks banker for the night. I did get laid but my film career went south and sideways for awhile. I blame this on bad luck from breaking my good luck charm, Made it to Hollywood was a extra, audience coordinator and actor. After I did a Henrietta Riverboat One Show Dinner Show I could have done more but I had to pout about not getting laid after a great show and spending a small fortune on a limo. See one problem is not that most actors and actresses are trisexuals but QUEER AS A FOOTBALL BAT!! I think I may have gotten used to it. I hope. I forgot to add what I did with the straw but it is way to kinky use your imagination. This story is true I will meet Ms. Fonda again one day and spark that memory. Of course Yvonne may have set this up for me as the first thing she said to me was a movie reference and the quote and here I am. One of the many reasons we are "The Craft Of The Wise" Show biz is fun if you can put up with all the wingnut nonsensical parts. Yvonne I'm sure had this figured in 3 minutes I could relate to this along with my Fire Goddess Brigit part for my birthday Feb 2 and I didn't even say it out loud very cool. Here's a joke before I go. "What keeps Wilmywood from falling into the ocean?" Its held down by a bunch of wingnuts and they all aint in the biz if you know what I mean.
This song is dedicated to all the founding floundered philanderers of Wilmywood Norte Crack Headed Crack A Lacky Quaking. Folks in Wilmington.NC. A beautiful city that I love but of course some psycho anal lizer will say Im having a mid life crisis meltdown WHATEVER!! Oh yes Mr. Obama watch the ending scene of "Scarface" with Al Pacino and you might get that meaningless smile off your face a little more often than you do. Your OK I am just getting tired and no I don't want you to send a Beyoncé look alike around to make me happy. I am not racist for the 1 billionth time nor gay, its still mother fricken obvious I am still in love with MIGHTY AFRO DITE Paige Dem Demi Moore Dembicks Mclaurin in Raleigh NC. One other thing I am not masturbating in the sense that you do half the day I am being celibate for shits and giggles fun. Paige why don't you be paranoid some more and think about your father while you still can. SO THERE!
Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit
Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit
I got no motivation
Where is my motivation?
No time for the motivation
Smoking my inspiration
Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lonely
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."
But it's just a myth
Hey Capt. Kenneth Sarvis of The NHC Sheriffs Dept. I remember your ex. a nice lady Monica Sarvis said her favorite song was "Killer Queen" by the band Queen. I am not saying your a closet queen either. I respect you but next time I am incarcerated for a visit could you spend a taxpayer dollar for a chess set. Another thing don't take it out on me because your going bald so is my comrade Vladimir Putin(BIG WINK)
My life currently for the milli sec is like the saying HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT Come and get you some who or whatever and lets see what happens next.
Paige Dembicks Mclaurin will you quit visualizing whirled peas long enough to get a new hairdo if I ever see you again I am literally going to die laughing if you look like Farrah Fawcett stick in a time warp.
I can see you and all your ole biddie hens male and female saying "Awe Scottys so romantical his is threatening president zamboni to prove his love".......NOW TOSS OFF!
THE SONG INDESTRUCTIBLE BY THE METAL BAND DISTURBED ID DEDICATED TO MY FAVORITE AND I MEAN FAVORITE IN WAYS MOST WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND GAVIN FROST
Hey Kunta Kinte also known as Paige Dembicks Mclaurin have you had enough? Prolly not. So spend youR last dollar and take a trip back to Africa and crash into the sea and swim the rest of the way. BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW A GOD DAMN THING ABOUT REINCARNATION!
POS!POS!POS!SAND!SAND!SAND! Then..........ESAD!
Cry some crocodile tears when they bury your father. Then waste your money that you inherit on some other crap that you do not need. Duratski Russian.
DAMN GETTING THROUGH TO THESE PEOPLE IS HARDER THAN CHINESE ARITHMATIC I SAY TO GAVIN AND YVONNE TELEPATHICALLY
SOMEBODY ANYBODY ORE THING PLEASE COME AND BLOW MY MELLON BANK HEAD OFF BECAUSE THAT IS MORE FUN THAN DOING IT MYSELF
GAME OVER USA PERHAPS NOT DO NOT CARE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER
WELL SAME SHIT DIFFERENT ROLL OF TOILET PAPER HAVE A NICE DAY
PEM NASH WHO THINKS THAT HE OWNS MY MOTHERS PLACE HARASSED ME WHEN I WAS VISITING HER WHILE SHE WAS ILL AND HAS PTSD FROM A ATTACK AND STILL DOES IN 92 I THINK YOU HAD BETTER NOT DO THIS EVER AGAIN I BELIEVE THAT YOU STAY SOMEWHERE NEAR 109 SUMMERS PLACE AT WRIGHTSVILLE BEACH YOU NEED TO KNOW YOUR PLACE IN LIFE YOU TALL GOONEY BIRD WE ARE NOT PLAYING BASKETBALL WE ARE PLAYING CHESS AND YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CHECKMATED!
IRONICALLY AND IN SYNCRONICITY HE HAS THE SAME BIRTHDATE AS MY MOTHER HOW ABOUT THAT BIG BIRD AND YOU ARE NOT LARRY BIRD EITHER
I DID PEM NASH A FAVOR AND TOOK A CAMERA HE OR HIS SON HAD INSTALLED IN THE ATTIC TO SPY ON FEMALE AND PROBABLY ALSO MALE TENANTS AND DID NOT REPORT THIS YOU HAD AND ALL OF YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME RESPECT OR YOU WILL LEARN SOME EXTREMMLY HARD LIFE LESSONS YOU WILL NOT FORGET GO AHEAD AND WHINE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT? PEM. AND MICHAEL JORDAN WHICH YOU ARE ALSO NOT WILL PLAY WITH YOU LATER GET OF THE BASKETBALL COURT AND STUDY THE CONSPIRACY THEORY OF MJS DEATH!
LARRY JORDAN MIKES DEAR FATHERS DEATH
I did not really get rid of the camera. Its in a safety deposit box with a complete set of prints, happy holidays.
FBI ALSO KNOWN AS THE FIBBIES IMLAO!
WHATEVER I CAN NOT HELP THIS I AM LOOKING FOR ONE CHARLES SLEDGE ALSO KNOWN AS CHUCK SLEDGE FORMALLY OF BROUGHTON HIGH SCHOOL IN RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINE I AM CURIOUS TO SEE HOW HE AND HIS FAMILY ARE DOING AT THIS PRESENT TIME CHUCKIE WAS 25 QUARTER BACK IN 84 85 WHILE PAIGE MCLAURIN WAS SAID TO BE CHEERLEADER
I think I have totally lost it. I just went to franklincountycancer center website and saw my friends Dr. Robert Mclaurin Jr. work and I'm getting all teared up. Whew let me switch gears, change tracts, flip the script, check the flip side of the album or whatever the current words are. Changing Coordinates.
Now I am positive I have gone off the reservation. I had a vision of Sami Newkirk doing Aikido in the movie "The Early Years" the first woman presidents college experience. She could play Ivan which sometimes is pronounced like Yvonne the body guard. Samis personal sexuality is her business and I am not making any innuendos whatsoever so lets not go there. If anyone or thing thinks the Chi is not real in Aikido. The part where you can throw people around like rag dolls. Think again if you have the time. Creators notes copyright@0317 hundred hours EST 12/31/13 ONE OTHER THING I POSTED THIS SO I COULD GET THE SONG INDESTRUCTIBLE OUT OF MY HEAD I SAW SAMI DOING AIKIDO TO THIS TRACT
Here is another idea when Samis entourage friends male and female. Samantha Newkirks. Friends at school text her and ask her how its going today sometimes she responds in the text. SNAFU. Which means is military lingo. Situation Normal All Fucked Up. Or whatever F word she likes.
Did I already post the part about her father Craig Newkirk playing a wily detective in the movie "The Early Years" the first woman presidents college experience. Also I believe I had stated that the current book on writing screen plays was WRITING MOVIES FOR FUN AND PROFIT by the hilarious authors Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon that said amongst many things that PG movies make the most cash as they can have the largest audiences. I do not feel the need to see a lot of skin people can use their imagination or whatever. I just basically want to have fun more or less. SAG? Screen Actors Guild. Shits And Giggles. The last one is my favorite of course.
Have I mentioned that David Pridgen formally? of Eddies Floral Gallery on Market St. set me up with a photo shopped video to extort money and well other things from me. I think they are considering lets just say investing in a film at this time. Perhaps someone will pay them a visit sooner or later to see if they have any tax write offs available. Perhaps. I do not want them to be paranoid because at we time we were friends but now I am not to sure.
One very. Well I should say extremely important thing you can learn from The Church And School Of Wicca is that you get the most power in the place you were born in in your current lifetime. Go to WICCA.ORG WICCA CRAFT HARNESS ITS POWERS
Be careful also about starting rumors think before you speak if possible. Asian and other teachings of course. Well one anecdote lil ditty my grandpop used to say and still says in spirit BELIEVE NOTHING OF WHAT YOU HEAR AND HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE. Sometimes this is just spooky nonsense. Sometimes not always.
I cant help myself I can see Sami Newkirk text speaking to a friend and saying OMG now he or she whatever friend she is texting. Sami say OMG YOU WANT TO MEET THE EOB. EOB. Means eccentric ole bastard. Her father William Craig Newkirk. Sami is nice so do not ask to meet her father disrespectfully or you might meet another EOB. Myself William Scott Hubbs on a lets just say a bad hair day.
This is a joke try not to freak out if possible. It is a r rated joke and I do not care at the moment. General Custard was getting wiped out at LIL BIG HORN and he said to his Native American Guides Horse Trigger a whisper. The horse returns with 100 nude naked body painted or whatever women riding trigger. The general said "OMG I SAID POSSE NOT PUSSY!" Its just boring to be politically correct 24/7 365 DAYS A YEAR. Said I.
Have I already said that one of my names is GRANDMASTER HUB in verbal jujitsu and physically, psychically, and many other LEES When I want them.
I'm not quite sure what's going on but I truly hope in a big way that my friend Paige Mclaurins father Andrew Dembicks is still alive and kicking so to speak because I am becoming a bit worried. I would like to meet this fine man and I respect him in a very big way. I have to go now. Perhaps I can try to find his number the last time I spoke to him he sounded like a movie character in Matrix and it was spooky but I suppose I just don't know him that well I do not mean disrespect by this statement.
NOW IM GETTING PARANOID JUST A BIT BUT IM TRYING NOT TO DWELL ON IT
NO IM NOT TRYING TO COVERUP ANYTHING THAT I DID IN THE PAST I DID NOT JOIN ANY TYPE OF RUSSIAN MAFIA BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME THEY WERE JUST THE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD WHOMEVER THEY ARE JUST SAYING I THINK I NEED TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER FOR AWHILE
Changing gears to say I appreciate The Celebrity Center Of The Church Of Scientology and the many actors that have studied with them. The worst part of this for me anyway is the rumor mills about these friends sexuality, that is something I could not care less about. I think Tom, Kates, John, Kelly Preston, Isaac Hayes, Chick Corea The Musician, and of course Will Smith And Family, Tom And Kate's Best Friend acting is superb. One other thing on previous posts I may have said something about a book titled "Inside The Russian Mafia" I do not want to go there, lets just say it makes me paranoid and I start to lose my creativity so to speak. I want to see what the celebs I mentioned have been up to I am going to Yahoo and take a power nap after. Thanks
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