Saturday, October 26, 2013

Tempus Fugit

The wheel of time goes round and round. From our office window we see the trees on Sandstone Mountain are now bare. They've dropped their beautiful fall coloring. This reminds us of the time fifty years ago when we applied for federal recognition of the Church and School of Wicca as a religious association. Fifty years and almost 60,000 students seems now to be a lot of work. It has all happened slowly and gradually, one step at a time. The heady days when the IRS was investigating us and our attorney was saying, "Don't worry"--while the IRS seemed to be saying, "Go directly to jail" are a long time and many autumns in the past. Even with Gavin's serious surgery we're still looking forward to many more views of the beautiful mountain in its variety of colors. Soon the view will be white; but we know that white will be followed by spring greenery, and we think the future is looking brighter. Blessed Be Y'all Gavin and Yvonne

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Jessy said...

As in Hinton, FireHeart is going through the changes in seasons. Last night's Samhain - albeit early - was one of the most powerful one yet. May the next journey 'round the Sun bring brightness and blessings to Gavin & Yvonne, two to the brightest stars in Our universe. I wonder... why should our verses be "uni" anyway?

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Well at this time Ill be lightening up so as not to attract negative energies and a bunch of wannabe NSA agents following me around sniffin my farts wondering what Im up to learning Russian and communicating with Russian business people. OK I confess I like the women although many seem to have the personality of a fencepost. I like the fact Russians are hardworking intelligent and have a big Slavic head like myself. I like Grigori Rasputin the famous Russian witch. I like the fact that I have a few wealthy Russians waiting for me to finish writing "The Early Years" the first woman presidents college experience. Anastasia Aurora Borealis Frost will be of Russian descent and a practicing witch. A Russian witch? Why not its fucking original.....Heres some jokes just in time for Samhain...What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round ?

A witch in a revolving door !

What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside ?

A witch dressed as a cucumber !

Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches ?

Because it was an ‘appy rash !

What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller ?

Broom sick !

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

Why did the witch put her broom in the wash ?

She wanted a clean sweep !

What has handles and flies ?

A witch in a dustbin !

What is evil and ugly and bounces ?

A witch on a trampoline !

What name did the witch give to her cooking pot ?

It was called-Ron !

How do witches lose weight ?

They join weight witches!

How can you tell when a witch is really ugly ?

When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes !

Why did the witch go over the mountain ?

Because she couldn’t go under it !

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph ?

A witch on a high speed train !

What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema ?

Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom !

What is a witches favorite book ?

Broom at the top !

What’s the best way of seeing a witch ?

On the television !

What did the witch write in her Christmas card ?

Best vicious of the season !

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose ?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off !

What happened when the baby witch was born ?

It was so ugly its parents ran away from home !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

Why did the witch join the football club ?

Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper

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Yeah I know your saying whatever meglomaniac where the f@@@@ scene from "The Early Years" yeah its good but I have to go make a dollar in the real world Be right back

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Were back! My lil Lola Hayley Bop and The Tickle Bandit. Heres one for Halloween. What do Rednecks do on Halloween? They pump kin! So as promised I will tell you what a I heard Hayleys roomie saying about me this morning. I was on her couch this morning reading from one of the Fifty Shades Of Grey to Hayley when one off her friends comes in and goes in the kitchen talks to her roomie and starts making you guessed it a pumpkin spice latte. I hear the girl say is that the movie writer guy. Roomie says "Yeah and Hayleys golden god father figure" OMG AYS says the other co ed. See they say the OMG(OH MY GOD) and AYS(Are you serious!) in a texting language speak.(Ive having to learn this to blend in along with studying Russia"Please pass the Adderal!") So the co ed says to the roomie "Are they like f$c$i$g" Roomie says OMG "He was smashing her(means making love) on that couch before she even knew him an hour" I look at Hayley and she shrugs as if to say "Girls talk don't cha know" Im like shh lets her what else they say I guess they don't know we can hear them. Coed says "OMG its Woody Allen and Soon Yee". Other girl says "No its Nabokov and Lolita" Im dying laughing into a couch pillow. Co ed #1 says "No its Kevin Spacey and Mena Suvari in American Beauty comes unglued" Co ed #1 says "Is it true he doesn't have but one nut" #2 says "Yeah but Hayley says The Dick is big, it works,obviously they've been smashing non stop for a week and he makes up for it in other ways" "Well he does have a prominent jawline" says #1 The girls are getting hysterical and Im dying while Hayley is smiling ear to ear. One of the girls starts singing the song "One is the lonlyest number" Then #1 says "Hes definately number one in Hayleys book" "She like worships him and thinks hes going to be famous" OMG AYS says #2 "She has a alter in his room with his picture, a lock of his hair and a pair of his boxer shorts" Shes going to get a tramp tattoo that says Scott Is God. She wants to have 18 of his demonic children and name the first born Damien after the movie "The Omen" Listen girlfriend #1 says Shes going to wear a bondage outfit for Halloween and let him attach a chain to it" OMG WTF(means what the fuck) AYS says #2 OK Well these two girls are cracking one after another and Im laughing and Hayley smiling looking cute as usual. Then I hear #1 say listen to this I recorded them smashing with my cellphone out side Hayleys bedroom door. I roll my eyes and look at Hayley like I'm saying OMG WTF AYS. I hear some very spirited sounds coming from the kitchen at that time and cant take it anymore and say finally "Hello you know we can hear you" Whereas #2 "Yeah what do you think of our comedy Dark Lord" We all laugh. Happy Halloween.

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Greetings and happy Freya day speaking of friggin off. My current FWB(friend with benefits)Hayley Bops and mine official smashing f$c$ song is A Warriors Call from the band Volbeat. I mean its our song after we get warmed up. I don't want to cause any fissures anal or otherwise.Its from the album Beyond Hell Above Heaven(I like that name)Speaking of names, Hayleys roomie or whoever put a sign on her door we saw this morning that said HAIL SATAN! I was like OMG! AYS!

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OK Let me get all this out of (I should say our)my system so if at all humanly possible I can put this jumbly gobbly gook movie together in some sort of coherent form that a producer other than a money laundering mobster(at ease please FBI)would want to produce(another fu$king run on sentence).Anywho last night after parading Hayley Bop around in her bondage outfit to satisfy my one nut complex(oh yeah her roomie says our smashing song is "A Warriors Ball!") We went back to her pad which I have named Satans School For Girls(no thats want Im going to name my Gentlemans? Club when I do further money laundering.) But I digress. So were back at Hayley Bops ranch and a few of my closet fans show up and this one co ed has on a nuns habit(why do they call it a habit nuns dont have any habits bad or otherwise...or do they?) So by this time I have flipped the script and am wearing the collar and chain after Hayley gets profound on me and says "If your The Tickle Bandit shouldn't you be wearing the chains" Then the girls are drunk and this nun chick says "By the way Scotty Spielberg Hayleys a lil strange like you but we love her so dont..pauses a sec" "Hurt her!" finishes her roomie. I said "Im not going to hurt her I lo..pause a sec. Hayley looks at me like go ahead and say it. I finish "Love her too"

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OK The Headline from the college mag "The Onion" calls the film well the writing of it. "A Smashing Hits" and they girls around campus were chanting the ole rock song "Love The One Your With" yeah another ball joke. Well the editor for the Onion did say I was inspirational. thanks writer geek. Go bust two nuts on your GF in my honor.